Friday, July 15, 2005

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

If it wasn't for little girls, and the perverts who want to see them naked, I'd have only have about half the visitors I have today. Well, maybe more than half. But not much.

Of the last 1000 visitors, 380 came looking for young females. And, no, I don't mean baby pictures on a bear skin rug or such. I'm talking some mostly pre-teens or early teens with no clothes.

And I'm benefiting from this! That's just wrong. And, my writing about it might just make it worse. But, you know what? If someone comes here looking for naked teens (or naked pre-teens), they're going to be disappointed. And maybe, just maybe, the extra disappointment will cause them to stop. Or delay them long enough for Mom or Dad to come in and catch them.

Unless, of course, it's Mom or Dad doing the searching. Didn't think about that, did you?

Well, bear with me a moment as I talk to the little pervs that are looking for naked teens.

Hey, pervy. The naked girls you're looking for aren't here. You won't find them here. Google lied to you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Oh, guess what? I know your IP Address, too.

What's that? You don't know what an IP Address is? Well, why don't you go Google that? You might learn something. But, suffice it to say, you got one. And I know what it is.

And I can look it up! And see where it is!

Okay, okay, there are ways to masking that, and maybe, just maybe, you know how to do that and have done that. But, I don't think so. You see, if you were smart enough to do that, you'd be smart enough to know you won't find Jamie Lynn Spears here. Or here. Or any naked teens. Or any naked pre-teens.

But you did come here looking for them, didn't you? You know why? Because you're a dumbass. Oh, and your mama dresses you funny.

Now, shut your computer off and go tell your mama what you been doing. I hope she beats your ass.

Okay, I'm all better now. I just needed to get that out of my system.

How about you? You got anything you feel the need to tell those pervs? Leave a comment. Or perhaps something on your blog.


  1. Perv-baiting, for fun and profit? Excellent!


  2. Guess what? I know you'll be shocked by this, but I get a lot of naughty Google hits to my site. Remember, baby basil with the hot bloggin' action, perverts vote too.

    Here's what I say with regards to the Whore: Maybe they'll stick around and learn something and--voila!--one more vote for my side! That's the diabolical plan of the FRW. Bait 'n switch! WOOOHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH.

  3. Ah, you have a good plan.

    And a nice ... um ... never mind.

  4. It's 'bout time you complemented me on the "umm." Sheesh...took ya long enough.

  5. Plus, the "hmmmms" are ... oh, that's probably enough for now.

  6. I have an idea ...

    How about a few of us search our pic files for those inevitable photos of horribly obese women and post them to a dummy site.

    Run it like a porn site but with a high 'spew factor'

    Not only would that utilize 'aversion' therapy, it might be a very fun thing to do.

    ... just a thought. Happy anniversary Basil & Wife.

  7. Heh. I like the way you think. You're evil. Somebody come up with the name for the site and we can make that happen!

    And thanks.

  8. Blogzilla!

    Oh I apologize for the posting title that should conjure up images of a horrid* B-movie, but this is rather amusing to me. I was writing on the Bridezilla phenomenon and took a diversionary moment or two to peruse some...

  9. I Blame basil

    Now Assumption of Command is getting visitors looking for pictures of Jamie Lyne Spears Naked! UGH!

  10. go fuck yourself or better yet I can fuck u in the ass!!!

  11. So, AOL returns this little blog when you search for "preteens heaven" does it?

    You really ought to wait til after midnight before searching for stuff like that. It was only 11:20 where you are, wasn't it?


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