Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Headline News: 7/20/2005

From ABC News:
Arnold the Crime-Fighting Pig Dies
Authorities to honor with huge barbeque

From ABC News:
Lawmaker Wants to Send Virgins to College
Got to find one first

From ABC News:
TV Dinner Inventor Gerry Thomas Dies
Body to be frozen

From ABC News:
'Can't Defeat Them Unless We Understand Them'
'... or we could just shoot them'

From ABC News:
Muslims question congressman's comment on Mecca
Congressman: "What part of 'nuke their asses' don't you understand?"

From ABC News:
U.S. may consider other options on North Korea
Could drop nuke at 2:00 AM, 3:00 AM, or 4:00 AM

From ABC News:
Experts Say Arkansas May Have Earthquake
Add: Of course, it could be the Clintons having sex

From ABC News:
Man Who Advanced Bird-Dinosaur Link Dies
Rivals: "Who's extinct now?"

From ABC News:
U.S film maker promotes meditation for world peace
Another liberal plan that does nothing for world peace

From ABC News:
Defense Opens in Diaz Topless Photos Trial
Actress' fans staying abreast of this story
UPDATE: The wife told me it was good to "top it off" with this headline.

3 comments:

  1. Pig Hero Dies

    Arnold the crime fighting pot-bellied pig died of hear failure recently. He became famous when he defended his mom from two burglars. He got a good bite out of one of them and they ran away! Some people say pigs...

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  2. LOL!Basil you are a piece of work you know that?that two headlines I enjoyed the most was the muslims questioning Tom Tancredo's comments,and your snarky retort,and also the story on Cameron diaz's nude photos.Your wife seems to pretty creative as well.I was wondering was that a double entendre you threw in there?if so It was hilarious!I almost fell out of my chair.

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  3. Thanks. Yeah, the wife came up with her line just after I finished writing. It was orginally the next-to-last headline, but I moved it after she made her "suggestion."

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