Thursday, July 28, 2005

Headline News: 7/28/2005

From ABC News:
Ancient Stone Phallus Discovered in Germany
Sherman Klump's grandmother says "That Stone Phallus is the only white man to make me moist."

From ABC News:
N.D. Man Wins Annual Bad-Writing Contest
To start blog

From ABC News:
Report Criticizes Calif. Mental Hospital
Administrator calls report "crazy"

From ABC News:
Transgender Golfer Still Faces Barriers
Questions over golfer's balls

From ABC News:
UN to expand its crackdown on al Qaeda, Taliban
New resolution threatens to frown really, really hard at terrorists

From ABC News:
Google: Microsoft Lawsuit Is a 'Charade'
Calls Yahoo! lawsuit another 'Breakfast At Tiffany's'

From ABC News:
Microsoft Still Targets Linux Users
18 Linux users have reportedly had their legs broken

From ABC News:
Dad more involved if paternity is confirmed early
Columbia University study: Not evidence that marriage is better for raising children

From ABC News:
Moby Has Newfound Respect for Eminem
Didn't think Eminem could whip his ass, was wrong

From ABC News:
Blind Teen Amazes With Video-Game Skills
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay

1 comment:

  1. Laffin Points Memo: Helen Thomas is an Idiot

    We would also be happy to link to the numerous "Thomas Death Watch" blogs that will spring up.


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