From ABC News:
Rock Stars Harness Wind Power for Greener Concerts
Promoter: It helps if the rock act really blows
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Kimberly-Clark Plans About 6,000 Job Cuts
Losing money, Kotex maker hopes to stop the bleeding
From ABC News:
Longhorn is Now Windows Vista
Outback is now Red Hat Linux
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Linksys Buys Kiss Technologies
Gene Simmons sells out
From ABC News:
McDonald's Plans to Stay at Ohio Hospital
Mayor McCheese in for bypass operation
From ABC News:
Aging Laboratory Unlikely to Be Replaced
Dr. Frankenstein to continue research at family castle
From ABC News:
Tom Sizemore Ordered to Remain in Rehab
Suffering plastic penis withdrawal
From CNN:
Expert questions existence of rare bird
Bird rarer than previously thought
From CNN:
Bush creates high-level anti-piracy post
Pirates to be tied to post, whipped
From CNN:
BRAC votes against closing Pearl Harbor
Space Ghost, Moltar support decision
No, Bush's plan calls for better keelhauling, arrgh!
ReplyDeleteI probably should have consulted William Teach on that one. But he'd have tried to work a Pirate Thong into it somehow. And would have!
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