Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Computer Terms

White Trash Wednesdays

No, I aint' talking aobut how much you got to send Blue Hippo every week. I'm talking about the words and such that computer geeks use. Computer words. Computer phrases. Computer terms. Get it>?


Anyhow, it seems I was talking with Uncle Dave the other day, and we was talking about computers ... or so I thought. Turns out we were using the smae workds but not talking the same language, if you know what I mean.

Here's where the conversation went wronig.

Here's a list of comptuer terms that some folks might get mied mixed up about:

  • Backup - what you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

  • Bar code - them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

  • Bug - the reason you give for calling in sick.

  • Byte - what your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. Also, that's what the flies do.

  • Cache - needed when you run out of food stamps.

  • Chip - pasture muffins that you try not to step in. Also, what to munch on.

  • Crash - when you go to Junior's party uninvited.

  • Digital - the art of counting on your fingers.

  • Diskette - female disco dancer.

  • Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.

  • Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.

  • Enter: c'mon in.

  • Fax - what you lie about to the IRS.

  • Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.

  • Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

  • Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.

  • Hardcopy - picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

  • Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.

  • Internet - where cafeteria workers put their hair.

  • Keyboard - where you hang the keys to the john deere.

  • Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.

  • Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.

  • Log Off: Don't add no wood.

  • Mac - big Bubba's favorite fast food.

  • Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.

  • MegaHertz: When yer not careful down loadin'. Also, how your head feels after 17 beers.

  • Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.

  • Modem - what ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

  • Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.

  • Mouse pad - what Minnie sends Mickey to the store for when 'Aunt Flo' visits.

  • Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.

  • Network - scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

  • Online - where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

  • Port: Fancy wine.

  • Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.

  • RAM: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.

  • Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

  • ROM - where the Pope lives.

  • Screen - helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

  • SCSI - what you call your week-old underwear.

  • Serial port - a red wine you drink with breakfast.

  • Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.

  • Superconductor - Amtrak's employee of the year.

  • Terminal - time to call the undertaker.

  • Windows: What to shut when it's cold outside.

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  1. CPU - When ya look down and see a cow pattie.
    DOS - Short for "Don't Own Squat"
    DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don't fiar when ya pull the trigger

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