"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! ... Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" - Barry Goldwater
Thursday, June 1, 2006
Evil Glenn's Evil Holiday
*click*
"I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got ... you ..."
"Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your short pants 'cause it's hot out there today."
"It's hot out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?"
"Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips..."
"... On their sun-burned lips..."
"... their sun-burned lips is, does Lucifer feel lucky? The Prince of Darkness ... thats right its ..."
"6-6-6!"
"Yes, it's June 6, 2006!"
"Yes, it should be one HELL of a day, that's for ... "
*crash*
Up and at 'em!
Did you sleep well, Mr. Reynolds?
*slash*
Glenn? Glenn Reynolds? Glenn Reynolds, I thought that was you!
*slash*
It's going to be another one of those days ...
Hey, can I have a dollar?
*slash*
You got any food?
*slash*
Have you seen my puppy?
*slash*
*chirp* *chirp*
I thought this day would never end!
Good night, sweetie.
Good night, dear.
"zzzzzzz"
*click*
"zzzzzzz"
*click*
"I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got ... you ..."
"Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your short pants 'cause it's hot out there today."
"It's hot out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?"
"Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips..."
"... On their sun-burned lips..."
"... their sun-burned lips is, does Lucifer feel lucky? The Prince of Darkness ... thats right its ..."
"6-6-6!"
"Yes, it's June 6, 2006!"
"Yes, it should be one HELL of a day, that's for ... "
*crash*
Up and at 'em!
Did you sleep well, Mr. Reynolds?
*slash*
Glenn? Glenn Reynolds? Glenn Reynolds, I thought that was you!
*slash*
It's going to be another one of those days ...
Hey, can I have a dollar?
*slash*
You got any food?
*slash*
Have you seen my puppy?
*slash*
*chirp* *chirp*
I thought this day would never end!
Good night, sweetie.
"zzzzzzz"
*click*
"zzzzzzz"
*click*
"I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got ... you ..."
"Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your short pants 'cause it's hot out there today."
"It's hot out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?"
"Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips..."
"... On their sun-burned lips..."
"... their sun-burned lips is, does Lucifer feel lucky? The Prince of Darkness ... thats right its ..."
"6-6-6!"
"Yes, it's June 6, 2006!"
"Yes, it should be one HELL of a day, that's for ... "
*crash*
Up and at 'em!
Did you sleep well, Mr. Reynolds?
*slash*
Glenn? Glenn Reynolds? Glenn Reynolds, I thought that was you!
*slash*
It's going to be another one of those days ...
Hey, can I have a dollar?
*slash*
You got any food?
*slash*
Have you seen my puppy?
*slash*
*chirp* *chirp*
I thought this day would never end!
"zzzzzzz"
*click*
"zzzzzzz"
*click*
"I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got ... you ..."
Indeed.
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LOL! :) Very good.
ReplyDeleteDragonlady: Thanks.
ReplyDeleteFilthy Round-Up: Evil's Day...
ReplyDeleteIt's like the Davinci Code says (and I'm guessin a little here, since I never actually read the book) "When the calander of the West shows triple boxcars, look to an evil to celebrate. And woe to those who don't...
Methinks me sees basil's hands making cameos?
ReplyDeleteAnother good one!
Actually, no, those aren't mine. Not the clock, not the knife. Nowhere.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks.