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You're still the master of headlines, basil. These are a hoot and a half. But one that really is a two-fer zinger:
ReplyDeleteDid Madrid Bombs Encourage al Qaeda?
Or did the chickensh*t Spanish electorate?
Ole! Heh
Basil is Funny
ReplyDeleteHe wrote this:
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Bush prepared for more Supreme Court vacancies
Tells Cheney to make Stevens and Ginsberg an offer they can't refuse
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