Monday, July 3, 2006

Headline News 2006-07-03

From WKMG:
Police: Driver Shot For Honking Horn At Traffic Light
Traffic light arrested, charged with carrying unlicensed weapon

From Washington Post:
Jimmy Carter: We Need Fewer Secrets...
Eight dead soldiers from Desert One could not be reached for comment

From ABC News:
Proud to Be a Kraut
Chrysler launches new ad campagin

From ABC News:
Rob Schneider OK After Movie Set Collapse
U.S. troops taken off high alert

From ABC News:
Beware of the Bugs: Fire Ants Can Kill Americans
Ants release video, praise Zarqawi

From ABC News:
Beckham Quits As Captain After Brits Lose
Takes his ball, goes home

From ABC News:
Italian Restaurant Finds 6 Gnomes on Roof
Claimed they were filming a Travelocity ad

From ABC News:
'Doctor Death' Asks for Mercy
Still won't practice what he preaches

From ABC News:
Government Using 'Brain' Scans on Terrorists?
Howard Dean: "That's the very reason why I wear my tinfoil hat."

From ABC News:
U.S. Pins Wiener-Eating Hopes on Chestnut
Heh-heh-heh. They said "weiner." And "nut."


  1. Jack Kervrkian begs for mercy …...

    His patients, depressed or demented out of their minds didn’t ever get that chance. Mercy for the guy nicknamed “Dr. Death” in medical school because he liked to show up where someone was dying, even though he, a pathologist, had no ...

  2. Monday's...

    I Am the Goober Queen: I Pray For Sanity I Am Bored: Bad Commercial Placement Bad Example: Today's Graffiti Currency The Right Place: Happy Pre-Independence Day Basil's Blog: Headline News Suldog-O-Rama: Game Called On Account Of NO Rain......

  3. How can something so wrong feel so right?...

    I know Mr. James Carter was my president way back when, and that I ought to call him “Mr. President” at all times, even in my head, but I just feel this great need to call him “Mr. Dweeb” every time I hear or read him opine...


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