Thursday, July 27, 2006

Evil Glenn vs. The Brewery

A Filthy Lie

Harvey dialed the phone and waited for the ring.

First, one ring. Then another.

"Darn it," he thought. "No one's home anywhere today."

After the 4th ring, the message came on.

"This is Basil. We're not available at the moment. Leave a name and number, and we'll call you back. Or not. Depends on the mood."

*BEEP*

Harvey drew a breath. He'd left this message all morning. Oh, well. Once more wouldn't matter.

"Basil. It's Harvey. Got this little bit of name dropping at Instapundit:

We visited a microbrewery and talked with Master Brewer Al Kruzen and his apprentice brewer Joey Barbarito

It raised an eyebrow with me. I know darn well that Glenn's beverage of choice doesn't require brewing, so he had no reason to visit Knoxville's Downtown Grill and Brewery.

And yet he did.

Odd, that.

Your Assignment this week is to answer the question:

What was the real reason that Evil Glenn went to visit the Brewerey?

Call me back."

Harvey hung up the phone.

It was two days later when he opened his email and had his answer:

Harvey:

Sorry for the delay in responding. I just missed your message Saturday. The wife and I headed up to Knoxville and scoped it out. You won't believe this. But Evil Glenn is going into a partnership with that brewery. He's making his own beer now:


Pupweiser

 

7 comments:

  1. A 'lanche!
    Congrats!

    He doesn't link to Filthy Lies very often. :)

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  2. Nice.

    Congrats on the instylanche.

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  3. He just came here for the beer

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  4. Can you get that in a nice porter or maybe a pale ale?

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  5. Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn vs. The Brewery...

    Just what exactly WAS Evil Glenn up to at the Downtown Grill ...

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