Sunday, June 26, 2005

Headline News: 6/26/2005

From ABC News:
Nebraska Man Has Lost 573 Pounds in a Year
Five girlfriends have dumped him

From ABC News:
EBay Celebrates 10th Anniversary
EBay e-mail phishing scams celebrate 10,000,000,000th victim

From ABC News:
Breast Implants Becoming Popular Gifts for Girl Grads
The gift that keeps on giving ... backaches

From ABC News:
Obama's Stand Against Patriot Act Cheered
Just one more thing Obama and Osama have in common

From CNN:
Woman in car crash 'already dead'
No wonder she couldn't drive

From CNN:
Supreme Court protects legal aid for poor
... but not their homes

From CNN:
Alcohol poisoning kills 41 Kenyans
Bush blamed

From Age:
Leader hailed as a Robin Hood figure
Wears tights, girlfriend still a virgin, hangs around "Merry Men"

From Australian:
Betting on a big bang
Horny gamblers play poker with prostitues

From ABC News:
Paul Winchell, Voice of Tigger, Dies at 82
The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is ...
The memories Paul Winchell left us each and every one!


  1. Woman in car crash 'already dead'

    Nothing I could make up could top this

  2. Ditzy bimbos get tits for graduation presents

    Back when I was a teenager, I was trying to get off the booze and keep my uncle from touching me when my mom left me there so she could purse-snatch near the Amtrak station to pay the light bill. I didn't know some of our nation's teens had it worse....

  3. Already gone.....

    Ok, this is just really too weird for words. I can't even describe it...I guess you've just gotta read it to believe it....and even then.....I dunno! Hat tip to Basil's Blog...and Hyscience. Go read's too weird for me to...

  4. MoeBetta Headlines 06/26/05

    MoeBetta Headlines 06/26/05

  5. Weekend

    My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: New Special Forces Unit Deploying to Iraq Basil's Blog: Headline News Dog's Daze: Icy Talks with Chicken Lips Scrappleface: Bush to Negotiate with Zarqawi on Troop Pullout Eyes on the Ball: Bolton to Use...


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