Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Headline News: 6/14/2005

From ABC News:
Spielberg Says Climate Is Right for 'War'
Bush, Rumsfeld two years ahead of schedule

From CNN:
Senate apologizes for not outlawing lynching
Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) defends: "I'd have led the charge back then, but killin' Negroes is so much fun"

From CNN:
Bill Gates likes trash
Has all of Britney's CDs

From KCRA:
Toddler, Mother Killed In Cleaver Attack
Wally, Beaver arrested

From WDIV:
10 percent of EMTs to get cut
Fortunately, they carry bandages

From KMBC:
Jump in Kansas City syphilis cases
Be careful where you land, and wear a condom

From ABC News:
Accuser's Mother Sunk the Case, Say Jurors
Jury Forman: "Children of crazy bitches deserve to be molested"

From ABC News:
Female Teacher Took Nude Choir Photos, Cops Say
Nude Choir wants photos back

From ABC News:
Did Pirates of Yore Get a Bad Rap?
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
coz I've been sailin and laughin so long, that
even my wench thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking
or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but i gotta, loc
As I Grow I see myself in the flint-lock smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the moonlight
been spending most their lives, living in the pirate's paradise

From ABC News:
Report Says Top U.N. Official Engaged in Sexual Misconduct
In gesture of goodwill, Bush withdraws Bolton nomination, nominates Michael Jackson


  1. MoeBetta Headlines 06/14/05

    MoeBetta Headlines 06/14/05

  2. Mighty fine stuff, right there! That 'Pirate's Paradise' is a friggin riot!

  3. Tuesday

    basil's blog: Headline News Widgerson Library and Pub: Talking Apes No Longer Biggest Threat IMAO: U.S. Senate Apologizes to Dead People for Not Making Murder Illegal Enough Scrappleface 1: Amnesty Demands Remedy for Saddam's Low Morale Scrappleface 2...

  4. That pirate article is so ridiculous. So what if they were popular, Al Capone was popular too, due to the soup kitchens and other things he did specifically to become popular. (Also because people wanted alcohol and saw the providers as simply giving them something they wanted). But it doesn't make him any less of a killer.


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