Saturday, July 9, 2005

Headline News: 7/9/2005

From ABC News:
Candy Industry's Latest Target Is Fitness
Industry spokesman: Fitness doesn't stand a chance against us

From ABC News:
'Morning-after' pill doesn't increase unsafe sex
Low morals do

From ABC News:
Japan Wakes Up to Asbestos Problem
Puts money on dresser, leaves

From ABC News:
Judge Orders L.A. to Pay B.I.G. Family
Judge is an I.D.I.O.T.

From CNN:
Harry Potter in the classroom
As long as Jesus isn't there

From CNN:
Pauly Shore ready for a comeback
Alert level raised to red

From CNN:
Missing teen's mom apologizes to Aruba
Statement: "I'm sorry you're a bunch of incompetent, corrupt descendants of the inventors of the slave trade"

From CNN:
Dems want more talks on nominees
Still acting like they won the election

From CNN:
Cheney pacemaker checks out OK
Won't need another until next oil change

From WGAL:
Body found at recycling facility
Was in 'Glass Bottles' section, not 'Human Remains' section

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