Of the last 1000 visitors, 380 came looking for young females. And, no, I don't mean baby pictures on a bear skin rug or such. I'm talking some mostly pre-teens or early teens with no clothes.
And I'm benefiting from this! That's just wrong. And, my writing about it might just make it worse. But, you know what? If someone comes here looking for naked teens (or naked pre-teens), they're going to be disappointed. And maybe, just maybe, the extra disappointment will cause them to stop. Or delay them long enough for Mom or Dad to come in and catch them.
Unless, of course, it's Mom or Dad doing the searching. Didn't think about that, did you?
Well, bear with me a moment as I talk to the little pervs that are looking for naked teens.
Hey, pervy. The naked girls you're looking for aren't here. You won't find them here. Google lied to you. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, guess what? I know your IP Address, too.
What's that? You don't know what an IP Address is? Well, why don't you go Google that? You might learn something. But, suffice it to say, you got one. And I know what it is.
And I can look it up! And see where it is!
Okay, okay, there are ways to masking that, and maybe, just maybe, you know how to do that and have done that. But, I don't think so. You see, if you were smart enough to do that, you'd be smart enough to know you won't find Jamie Lynn Spears here. Or here. Or any naked teens. Or any naked pre-teens.
But you did come here looking for them, didn't you? You know why? Because you're a dumbass. Oh, and your mama dresses you funny.
Now, shut your computer off and go tell your mama what you been doing. I hope she beats your ass.
Okay, I'm all better now. I just needed to get that out of my system.
How about you? You got anything you feel the need to tell those pervs? Leave a comment. Or perhaps something on your blog.