Thursday, June 1, 2006

Evil Glenn's Evil Holiday

A Filthy Lie5:59
*click*

6:00
"I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got ... you ..."


6:00
"Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your short pants 'cause it's hot out there today."
"It's hot out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?"
"Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips..."
"... On their sun-burned lips..."
"... their sun-burned lips is, does Lucifer feel lucky? The Prince of Darkness ... thats right its ..."
"6-6-6!"
"Yes, it's June 6, 2006!"
"Yes, it should be one HELL of a day, that's for ... "

6:00
*crash*

Evil Glenn
Up and at 'em!

Glenn and Mrs Lancaster
Did you sleep well, Mr. Reynolds?

knife
*slash*

Glenn and Ned
Glenn? Glenn Reynolds? Glenn Reynolds, I thought that was you!

knife
*slash*

InstaWife
It's going to be another one of those days ...

hobo
Hey, can I have a dollar?

knife
*slash*

hobo
You got any food?

knife
*slash*

hobo
Have you seen my puppy?

knife
*slash*

night
*chirp* *chirp*

InstaWife
I thought this day would never end!

Evil Glenn
Good night, sweetie.

InstaWife
Good night, dear.

11:59
"zzzzzzz"

12:00
*click*
"zzzzzzz"

5:59
*click*

6:00
"I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got ... you ..."


6:00
"Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your short pants 'cause it's hot out there today."
"It's hot out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?"
"Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips..."
"... On their sun-burned lips..."
"... their sun-burned lips is, does Lucifer feel lucky? The Prince of Darkness ... thats right its ..."
"6-6-6!"
"Yes, it's June 6, 2006!"
"Yes, it should be one HELL of a day, that's for ... "

6:00
*crash*

Evil Glenn
Up and at 'em!

Glenn and Mrs Lancaster
Did you sleep well, Mr. Reynolds?

knife
*slash*

Glenn and Ned
Glenn? Glenn Reynolds? Glenn Reynolds, I thought that was you!

knife
*slash*

InstaWife
It's going to be another one of those days ...

hobo
Hey, can I have a dollar?

knife
*slash*

hobo
You got any food?

knife
*slash*

hobo
Have you seen my puppy?

knife
*slash*

night
*chirp* *chirp*

InstaWife
I thought this day would never end!

Evil Glenn
Good night, sweetie.

11:59
"zzzzzzz"

12:00
*click*
"zzzzzzz"

5:59
*click*

6:00
"I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got ... you ..."


6:00
"Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your short pants 'cause it's hot out there today."
"It's hot out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?"
"Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips..."
"... On their sun-burned lips..."
"... their sun-burned lips is, does Lucifer feel lucky? The Prince of Darkness ... thats right its ..."
"6-6-6!"
"Yes, it's June 6, 2006!"
"Yes, it should be one HELL of a day, that's for ... "

6:00
*crash*

Evil Glenn
Up and at 'em!

Glenn and Mrs Lancaster
Did you sleep well, Mr. Reynolds?

knife
*slash*

Glenn and Ned
Glenn? Glenn Reynolds? Glenn Reynolds, I thought that was you!

knife
*slash*

InstaWife
It's going to be another one of those days ...

hobo
Hey, can I have a dollar?

knife
*slash*

hobo
You got any food?

knife
*slash*

hobo
Have you seen my puppy?

knife
*slash*

night
*chirp* *chirp*

InstaWife
I thought this day would never end!

11:59
"zzzzzzz"

12:00
*click*
"zzzzzzz"

5:59
*click*

6:00
"I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got ... you ..."


Evil Glenn
Indeed.

5 comments:

  1. Filthy Round-Up: Evil's Day...

    It's like the Davinci Code says (and I'm guessin a little here, since I never actually read the book) "When the calander of the West shows triple boxcars, look to an evil to celebrate. And woe to those who don't...

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  2. Methinks me sees basil's hands making cameos?
    Another good one!

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  3. Actually, no, those aren't mine. Not the clock, not the knife. Nowhere.

    But thanks.

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