From WGAL:
Men charged with stealing park safe
It's where the squirrels keep their nuts
From KITV:
ACLU sues over job requirements
Suit: Unreasonable to require college for job as brain surgeon
From KSAT:
Deputies shoot man wielding BB gun
He won't be trying that again
From MSNBC:
Uzbeks reconsider hosting U.S. air base
Will have party by the pool, serve hors d'oeuvres
From MSNBC:
Colorado serial rapist pleads guilty, gets 1,319 years
Won't be eligible for parole until 2007
From New York Times:
Out of Practice, Senate Crams for Battle Over Court Nominee
Haven't shown their asses in nearly a week
From New York Times:
Chicken on the Plate, Family on the Side
Jeffery Dahmer's cookbook found
From USA Today:
TV cripples kids' skills
7'/p!n9 5k!llz !mp4c7!n9
From Washington Post:
Unemployment Falls to Lowest Level Since 2001
Bush blamed ... uh, credited. Uh, never mind.
From CNN:
The Lost Photos: Swimsuit 1995
Don't have a joke, just wanted to look at the pretty pictures
Colorado serial rapist pleads guilty, gets 1,319 years
ReplyDeleteWon't be eligible for parole until 2007
Chicken on the Plate, Family on the Side
Jeffery Dahmer's cookbook found
Sick and brilliant.
Moe:
ReplyDeleteThank you. I appreciate that. Well, part of it.
I love the ACLU references.
ReplyDeleteI understand they're trying to get HK AIR accredited.
You know, Helen Keller Air.
What?
SC&A:
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot better than what I had.
Loved headlines "tv cripples kids brains"and unemployment drops to lowest since 2001".You showed plenty of snark there Basil.love ya!
ReplyDeleteLisa:
ReplyDeleteThanks! I appreciate that.