Thursday, August 25, 2005

Headline News: 2005-08-25

From ABC News:
Miss America Wants Out of Atlantic City
Just like everyone else there

From ABC News:
'Excusable Homicide' in McDonald's Parking Lot
Suspect: "If I wanted to super-size it, I'd have ordered it super-sized!"

From ABC News:
Sperm banking gives cancer patients emotional lift
Especially when making a deposit

From ABC News:
Post Office Renamed to Honor Ray Charles
L. A. Post Office is now the "Dead Blind Guy Federal Building"

From WGAL:
Truck full of aspirin stolen
Now driver has a huge headache

Hurricane Katrina blows ashore
And sucks when over ocean

From NY Times:
Florida State Can Keep Its Seminoles
Promises to feed, clean up after them every day

From NY Times:
Seeking the Holy Grail
We've already got one

From Reuters:
Missing teen actress Scout Taylor-Compton found
Actress so unknown, no one knew she was missing

From Reuters:
Montana's governor eyes coal to solve U.S. fuel costs
Suggests horseless carriage to relieve transportation woes

1 comment:

  1. Thursday

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