From ABC News:
Miss America Wants Out of Atlantic City
Just like everyone else there
From ABC News:
'Excusable Homicide' in McDonald's Parking Lot
Suspect: "If I wanted to super-size it, I'd have ordered it super-sized!"
From ABC News:
Sperm banking gives cancer patients emotional lift
Especially when making a deposit
From ABC News:
Post Office Renamed to Honor Ray Charles
L. A. Post Office is now the "Dead Blind Guy Federal Building"
From WGAL:
Truck full of aspirin stolen
Now driver has a huge headache
From MSNBC:
Hurricane Katrina blows ashore
And sucks when over ocean
From NY Times:
Florida State Can Keep Its Seminoles
Promises to feed, clean up after them every day
From NY Times:
Seeking the Holy Grail
We've already got one
From Reuters:
Missing teen actress Scout Taylor-Compton found
Actress so unknown, no one knew she was missing
From Reuters:
Montana's governor eyes coal to solve U.S. fuel costs
Suggests horseless carriage to relieve transportation woes
Thursday
ReplyDeleteThe Skwib: The Lost PowerPoint Slides: Liberation of Paris Edition Basil's Blog: Headline News Therapist: Oil Prices Surge on Fear of Surplus...