From The Register:
NatWest issues cash card to Dick Head
Bank defends: "Even a**holes deserve banking prividges"
Bush supporters create opposing camp
Pro-Bush camp know as "1st Battalion, 82nd Field Artillery Regiment, 1st Cavalry Division"
Most Americans have allergies
New report nothing to sneeze at
Bush, Cleland offer clashing views on Iraq
President who succesfully flew fighter jets opposed by former Senator who couldn't hold on to his own grenade
Drug suspect's pet squirrel attacks officer
Was just trying to gather nuts for the winter
Nobel Prize value goes down
Giving it to terrorists finally catches up
Eagle Survives After Being Run Over By Train
Joe Walsh earns reputation as a tough guy
From The Daily Telegraph:
A vile and weak man to the end
Robert Byrd's biography is completed
Bosom like a carburetor?
New Springsteen song released
Fans warned about Stones ticket purchases
Warning reads: "Holder of ticket agrees to hold promoter blameless for The Rolling Stones looking and singing like 60-year-old men"