Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Headline News: 8/17/2005

From ABC News:
Many Plan to Keep Working Into Retirement
Meaning of 'Retirement' eludes many

From ABC News:
Cough Syrup Abuse in Texas Takes Center Stage
Cindy Sheehan's actions finally explained

From ABC News:
Pierce Brosnan Out As James Bond, 007
Producers finally find George Lazenby's phone number

From ABC News:
What to Do If Your Computer Has Been Infected
Download the latestvue&*$EH#()EN<.$2dsw@1-=Qse£1C!z&

From ABC News:
Cops Find $60K on Woman Sleeping in Store
Tooth fairy keeps up with inflation

From ABC News:
CVS to Sell Disposable Video Cameras
Marketing department takes advantage of fact that people were throwing them away anyway

From ABC News:
Study Details Bar at Center of Milky Way
Quark opens new restaurant

From ABC News:
How to Downsize Your Overweight Pets
Stop feeding them

From ABC News:
Band Has Striking Pop Looks, Opera Sound
Would be considered groundbreaking if not done by "Queen" in 1975

From ABC News:
Worm Infection Rates Appear to Be Low
Red Wigglers credit early vaccination

5 comments:

  1. FWIW - Those CVS "disposable" video cameras can be hacked, re-used.

    (Go here :)... look for CVS, follow the link ...)

    /TJ

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  2. A Bar at the Center of the Milky Way?

    Quick! Someone tell Ted Kennedy. Just don't let him fly the spaceship.

    (Hat tip: Basil)

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  3. Thursday Specials

    Basil has returned from vacation and once again delivers headline news. Don Surber takes a look at the history of the Constitution. Michelle Malkin investigates Air America. bRight & Early gives us the update on John Roberts. I know. I...

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  4. Ah, I was traveling that day and missed it. Thanks.

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  5. Headline News Parody

    Basil is famous for his Headline News bits. So one hit me as I scanned through his blog:

    Wednesday, August 17, 2005
    Catfish Split With Rome
    In a surprise move, an entire species of fish tells the Vatican, "No more eating us on Fridays."
    ...

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