From ABC News:
Man Found Locked in Women's Prison Cell
He had the keys
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Calif. AG Wants Warning Label on Fries
McDonald's wants warning label on California
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Palestinian suicide bomber strikes in Israel
Proponents of Gaza pullout vindicated
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Palestinian Leader Condemns Suicide Bomber
Will have stern words for bomber when he meets up with him in Hell
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Iraq's Shiites split violently
Added to list of things they do violently
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Africa's cellphone boom creates a base for low-cost banking
Coming soon to your cellphone: The Nigerian Scam
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New Process May Lead to Mad Cow Diagnosis
To be tested on Oprah
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MTV Adds Broadband Coverage for VMAs
Rap shootings now available online
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AOL Gives Away Spammer's Loot
While AOL takes spammer's loot, cellmate Big Tony taking spammer's booty
From ABC News:
Kennedy Urges More Money for Education
Adds: "And liquor. And hookers. In fact, forget the money for education."
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