Sunday, August 28, 2005

Headline News 2005-08-28

From ABC News:
Man Found Locked in Women's Prison Cell
He had the keys

From ABC News:
Calif. AG Wants Warning Label on Fries
McDonald's wants warning label on California

From ABC News:
Palestinian suicide bomber strikes in Israel
Proponents of Gaza pullout vindicated

From ABC News:
Palestinian Leader Condemns Suicide Bomber
Will have stern words for bomber when he meets up with him in Hell

From ABC News:
Iraq's Shiites split violently
Added to list of things they do violently

From ABC News:
Africa's cellphone boom creates a base for low-cost banking
Coming soon to your cellphone: The Nigerian Scam

From ABC News:
New Process May Lead to Mad Cow Diagnosis
To be tested on Oprah

From ABC News:
MTV Adds Broadband Coverage for VMAs
Rap shootings now available online

From ABC News:
AOL Gives Away Spammer's Loot
While AOL takes spammer's loot, cellmate Big Tony taking spammer's booty

From ABC News:
Kennedy Urges More Money for Education
Adds: "And liquor. And hookers. In fact, forget the money for education."

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  3. Headlines for Monday 8/29/2005

    That's it for Headlines today. Remember to visit the usual suspects, basil, Moe, moehawk and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!

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