From WRAL:
Police Investigate Pharmacy Robberies
Suspect is described as a Walgreens
From WDIV:
Man allegedly bites off bar owner's finger
Wendy's was closed
From KSAT:
Billboards ask teens to wait on sex
Teens respond: "Yeah, we're right on top of that"
From ABC News:
Nepalese Climbers Wed Atop Mount Everest
Grooms friends said he had to be high to marry her, proven correct
From ABC News:
Restaurant Offers Toilet Bowl Servings
Do not order the "Number Two Special"
From ABC News:
Man Fearing Heart Attack Charged With DUI
Now he fears heart attack and prison rape
From ABC News:
Police Say Man Stealing Gas Used Lighter
Lighter flame was bright, man wasn't
From ABC News:
Pope John Paul's 'shadow' named Krakow archbishop
Wendy Darling captured it during Pope's last visit
From ABC News:
Scientists to Breed 'Test Tube' Sharks
Spokesman: "Hey, what could go wrong?"
From ABC News:
Scientists Study How to Tell T. Rex's Sex
Suspect the one that laid the eggs was the female
#2 special...hee hee...
ReplyDeleteHeadline Funny for 6-04-05
ReplyDeletewell, that's the news for tonight! for more headline humor, check out basil, Moe, and Dane.
Wendy's was closed....HA!
ReplyDeleteAs for the "theme" restaurant, I suppose they offer Kopi Luwak coffee, too.
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