Thursday, August 11, 2005

Headline News: 8/11/2005

So, what, Phin think just 'cuz he did all the heavy lifting for a week he can take a weekend off?? WTF?

Just for that, I am going to ... um ... type stuff. But angrily!

Bomb : Alfred Dreyling Jr tries to board plane with bomb
... middle name changed to "dumb"

Going Nuclear : UN - "We'll vote on you"; Iran - "So?"
... they don't call them the UselessNations without good cause!

Weather : EU, baking
... let them eat cake

Oil : Breaks through the $65 mark
... so about my Jeep getting 15mpg ...

Criminals : George and Jennifer Hyatte caught, in Ohio
... and from 6MB : "The bad news, sadly, is that they were taken alive"

Pakistan : Test fire of Nuke-capable cruise missile
successful test of its first- ever ground-launched cruise missile HATF-VII, also known as Babur ... has the capability to carry nuclear and conventional warheads to a range of 500 kilometers (300 miles) with a pinpoint accuracy. Sorry, nothing funny about that!

BOOM : Truck carrying 35k+ pounds of explosives through Utah rolls, explodes
... Nothing better to do in Utah?

UK : ... Arrested, deporting 10 foreigners
...... jihad denied?

... "Food fight" grounds British Air (in Heathrow)
...... damned caterers!

CEO : WorldCom ex-CFO Scott Sullivan "earns" 5 years in FPMITA prison
... FPMITA = go watch Office Space

Illegal(?) Immigration : Texas now a majority-minority state
... joins Mexifornia,
NewLittle Mexico and Hawaii

Iraq : Saddam faces execution after first trial?
... look at the bright side, no prison time!


Still lame, and still spending more time on my own blog ... I have lots of News, Interesting and Funny (like always!)

1 comment:

  1. Headlines for Saturday 8/13/2005

    And that's it for headlines today. Don't forget to vsit the usual suspects, basil, Moe, and The Capitalist for more headliney goodness!


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