Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn vs. the Koran

When I awoke last Friday, it took me a few minutes to realize where I was and what had happened. Still, I didn't get a full grasp on everything until I read his post on this little blog. Evil Glenn Reynolds® had managed to take control of the blog. A couple of quick phone calls to Six Apart and everything was back in my control. But, with that experience in mind, I was careful when I read that Evil Glenn® had a fascination with Koran desecration. I knew that it was important to find out the truth, but also important that I not let my guard down.

With that in mind, I made my way up the road to Tennessee and stood by outside Evil Glenn's® office. In short order, he appeared. Being careful to not be seen, I followed him as he entered his vehicle. He made his way onto Cumberland, then turned onto 13th. After about a half-mile or so, he stopped, found a parking space and met a group of young men outside a white building. They spoke for a minute or two, then went inside. I waited and listened to the radio in the car. Not much on the news, so I started scanning the dial. Suddenly, I saw Evil Glenn® return with a book and some papers. He made his way back to the college and went into his office. Before the door closed behind him, I managed to make my way inside, staying in the shadows. I followed him though the building to his office. Fortunately, he left his office door open. I was able to watch him as he sat at his computer typing away and laughing. Suddenly, the phone rang. He said a few words, then rushed out, passing withing inches of where I was hiding. After he left, I stepped into his office and saw his handiwork. The book he carried with him was a Koran. It was open to the first page and I studied the words on the paper. Then I looked at the computer screen and was floored by what I saw. It turns out that Evil Glenn® has been translating the Koran into another language. But I don't think the followers of the book will be happy with it.