Olbermann vs Chipmunk

In a battle between Keith Olbermann and a chipmunk, who would win?


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I'm thinking the chipmunk could take Olbermann. But I'm sure Olbermann could beat ... well, something. Maybe a ... no. He could beat ... no.

Okay, I'm stumped. Who ... or what ... would lose a battle with Keith Olbermann?