Thursday, February 18, 2010

Liars and Tigers and raccoons ... and other news

A CNN poll says 52% of Americans believe Obama doesn't deserve 2nd term. I believed he didn't deserve a first term.

It's not just other politicians whose popularity falls when linked to Obama. News channels suffer the same fate.

Yesterday was Ash Wednesday. Or, as Baptists call it, Wednesday.

I saw the ashes on Joe Biden's forehead during a newscast last night. Did that increase his carbon footprint?

Best Ash Wednesday joke I saw? WordMarvin: For Lent, BO gave up jobs

A lot of people are saying Obama's policies haven't created jobs. Not true. There's a job opening for the Indiana Senate seat.

Obama's policies have helped one sector of the economy. Sales of torches and pitchforks are up.

The Federal Reserve predicts unemployment will stay high over the next two years. Anyone notice that timetable allows for it to drop in time for Obama's reelection campaign.

The Obama administration plans to spend its way out of debt.

Don't question Obama's patriotism. But, criticize Obama and they'll question yours.

Atlanta Progressive News doesn't believe in objectivity. Sounds familiar.

Tiger Woods' penis announced a press conference Friday.

Rep. Steve King (R-IA-5) killed a raccoon. PETA's Jaime Zalac says "pick on someone your own size." So, how big is Zalac?

A boy and his dog. Plus bitches.

TV chef fired for eating pussy.

A report says that warp speed will kill you. Not if the inertial dampers are functioning properly.

Video of the day: Yes, it's been around for a bit, but it's so good and so bad, all at the same time: The Yankee Prankee.

Speaking of pranks, if you want to prank yourself, there's no better way than following me on teh Twitter:

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