I think when Steven Crowder used the term "tallywhacker" on Red Eye, it's the first time I've heard it on TV.
You don't have to be an idiot to suspend a 9-year-old for a 2-inch LEGO gun, but it sure helps.
It's rained Thursday night and into Friday morning. I love driving in the rain. Wait, that's not the word. Hate. Yeah, that's it. I hate driving in the rain.
The number of people who lost jobs is up. But the unemployment rate is down. How's that work? It's because when people give up and stop looking for work, they aren't counted any more. That means that if Obama can get enough people to stop looking for jobs, the unemployment rate will go down to zero! And you thought Obama didn't have a clue.
Two feet of snow forecast for Washington, DC. If only it would stay snowed in until 2013...
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