From ABC News:
CitiFinancial Starts Lost Data Notification
Asked how long it will take, spokesman stated "I don't know, we lost the list."
From ABC News:
Former Stripper Wins Nev. Judge Election
"Meet me in my chambers" has a whole new meaning
From ABC News:
Girl With Heart Defect Gets New Chance
Would have gotten Comminuty Chest if rolled two higher
From ABC News:
Why Democrats Worry About Howard Dean
He's an idiot
From ABC News:
The Secret of Deep Throat Is Finally Out
Relax and breathe through your nose
From ABC News:
Seven killed in gun battle in Indian Kashmir
Bush blamed
From ABC News:
Houston man sues Pfizer for Viagra blindness
Was cleaning it when it went off, putting an eye out
From AJC:
Jesus may have died of a blood clot in his lungs, Israeli doctor says
That and being beaten, stripped naked, and nailed to a cross
From CNN:
Philly schools to require African history
Australia threatens to sue
From CNN:
Sex, drugs, sex, death and sex
How Natalee spent her Aruba vacation
Thursday
ReplyDeleteNickie Goomba: Homeland Security begins round-up of "Bug-eyed People" Basil's Blog: Headline News Hornswoggled: Jesus Seminar II Planned DrewVogel.COM: Saintly behavior in our time Scrappleface: GOP Senators Shocked: Judge Brown is Black Nose on Your ...
Headlines for Thursday 6/9/2005
ReplyDeleteAs a special treat visit The Capitalist as he does his own headlines at Laffin at the Left. And as always there is more headliney goodness to be had at basil, moehawk and Moes'.
Houston man sues Pfizer for Viagra blindness
ReplyDeletemother always told him "you'll shoot your eye out", is now washing his mouth out with Lifebouy
HA!
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