From ABC News:
Police Arrest Bank Robber Who Can't Spell
Told teller he had a 'gub'
From ABC News:
Blogging Can Get You in Trouble at Work
I have no idea what they are talking about. Really.
From ABC News:
Preview of a Dean DNC
President Rice
From ABC News:
Pfizer, Microsoft Sue Web Sites Over Illegal Viagra
Company faces stiff fines
From ABC News:
Canada Regulators Order ADD Drug Withdrawn
Debate over value of drug suggests ... ooooh! A penny!
From ABC News:
UK's Charles to Marry His Lover Camilla
After April 8 wedding, Charles will accept applications for new lover
From ABC News:
Conservatives Say Pawlenty Is Potential Presidential Candidate
Saying it three times fast won a bet
From ABC News:
Dean Vows to Lead Democrats Back to Power
Statement begins "Once upon a time..."
From ABC News:
Democrats Demand Bush Halt Attacks on Reid
President made him cry
From JC:
Clayton sheriff cancels shindig
American Bandstand to continue
From CNN:
Court documents: Kazaa workers hate file-swapping software
So now it's unanimous
From CNN money:
GM recalls some 2004 Hummers, Suburbans
Many other guys remember hummers, too. Often fondly.
From NewsNet5:
911 Operator Calls Mother 'Stupid' After Pit Bull Attacks Boy
Stupid woman upset by operator
From Columbus Ledger-Enquirer:
Barbour County plant faces fine
Azalea will appeal
From Washington Post:
Pope Released From Hospital
Filming of "Weekend At John Paul's" delayed
From BBC:
'Terrorists' killed journalists
CNN blames U.S. military
From BBC:
Woman jailed for testicle attack
Police say she's nuts
Oh! These were some of the best yet! Thanks for a good laugh...
ReplyDeleteWow talk about a rub and tug. At least after she removed it she was nice enough to give it back. Would it be wrong to say I'm test-tickled by the comments?
ReplyDeletehummers...HA!
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