Headline News 2005-02-23

From BBC:
Ancient life thrives in the deep
Dick Clark joins the Navy

From BBC:
MTV launches channel for Africa
"Real World: Botswana" debuts in Spring

From BBC:
Nigerians mull nation's future
Mulling nation's past declared a success

From BBC:
Why North Korea won't talk
Bush makes fun of their accent

From BBC:
104-yr-old refused Australia visa
But approved for MasterCard

From BBC:
Queen denies snubbing wedding
"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

From BBC:
Iraqis march against Saturday
Demand six-day week

From BBC:
Lufthansa may sue over Bush visit
Bush to remind Lufthansa what U.S. did to Luftwaffe

From BBC:
WHO warns of bird flu pandemic
Townshend, Daltry to smash guitars on birds' heads

From BBC:
Astronomers find star-less galaxy
Has planets with waterless oceans

From BBC:
Rays to nab nuclear smugglers
Romano, Liotta join Homeland Security department

From BBC:
Brian Wilson to play Roskilde gig
James Rosen, Brit Hume, Jim Angle complete Fox News Barbershop Quartet

From BBC:
Call to ban 'cartoon foods'
Dagwood Bumstead, Sergeant Snorkel oppose plan

From Washington Post:
Wizards Want Second-Half Surge
Oz, Id unite in common cause

From Washington Post:
Court to Hear Special-Ed Case
Ed: "I'm in court. Yaaaaayyy!"

From Washington Post:
Hewitt Lands TV Psychic Gig
Actress didn't see it coming