Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Headline News: 5/17/2005

This evening, we turn it over to an anonymous blogger who sent me some Headlines. Here's the back story: It was hectic at work yesterday and today. I didn't get much of a chance to scan the news for Headlines this evening. I hoped that one of my sisters was eager to have prepared some, but with the school year closing, they've been busy.

Now, the lesson: The Lord will provide. An e-mail with these Headlines came when needed. And they're a lot better than what I could have done.
Eating lunch and watching the BBC... the headlines caught my attention.

Don't know if this is your style, but you're the only one I know who'd understand. Besides, I'm not going to blog it: it's your turf...
Actually, lots of folks are doing Headlines. And doing them much better than your humble servant. But, since he isn't posting them on his own blog, I assume he wants to remain anonymous.
Canada defection boosts coalition
North America will do much better without the communists.

Diplomatic turf war grips Israel
Is *That* what they're calling it now?

Malawi minister held over wedding
Traditionally, Jews are married under a Canopy.

Ethiopia victory claims condemned
Italy says that, really, they invaded and whooped butt. It's in the history books.

Second ferry sinks in Bangladesh
Bruce! Come quick! Tinkerbell is going under for the third time!

So there. I got a break when needed. You got some Headlines that were funnier than normal. And my friend got to remain anonymous.

For a while.

1 comment:

  1. Headlines for Tuesday 5/17/2005

    As always there's more Headliny goodness to be had at basil's blog, oystersnout, and Moe's Woes.


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