Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Headline News: 5/25/2005

From ABC News:
Doctor Offers Advice to Severely Overweight Child
Put down the PlayStation, turn off the TV, get your ass off the couch, and go outside. And no dessert tonight.

From ABC News:
Guidant delayed disclosing device defect - NY Times
NY Times delayed disclosing integrity defect - Guidant

From ABC News:
Jenny McCarthy Risks Being 'Bad Girl'
Already a bad actress

From ABC News:
Steve Westly to Run for Calif. Governor
It's okay, no one in California ever heard of him either

From ABC News:
Sharpton says Mexico's Fox making race spat worse
Says Fox trying to steal his job

From CNN:
Airline food linked to illnesses
Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
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From ABC News:
Man Hooks World Record 124-Pound Catfish
Expected to pitch Thursday against Crawdads

From ABC News:
Woman Calls 911 With Pizza Complaint
Little Cæsar arrested, charged

From ABC News:
Wilbanks Indicted on False Crime Charge
Would have been okay if she had wound up like Laci Peterson

From CNN:
Syria halts cooperation with U.S.
Syria may encourage more terrorist groups in addition to their current support of HAMAS, Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ), the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine General Command (PFLP-GC) and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP), the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine (DFLP), the Abu Musa Organization (AMO), the Popular Struggle Front (PSF), and Hizbollah*

5 comments:

  1. We're concerned with your first link. We hope you are not practising medicine without a licence.

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  2. Wednesday

    Not So Daily Me: Great Cartoon! Full of Crap: Let's ask the cats about Daddy being an illegal Mexican nacroterrorist gunrunner (see this post for the backstory) Basil's Blog: Headline News Scrappleface: New McCain Deal Protects Democrat Electoral Righ...

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  3. Chase! Great to see you're back!

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