Friday, May 27, 2005

Headline News: 5/27/2005

From ABC News:
Ex-Dentist Gets Probation in Semen Case
Victims say experience leaves bad taste in their mouth

From ABC News:
Voyager 1 reaches solar system's final frontier
On target to be destroyed by Captain Klaa in 2287

From ABC News:
Man Gets 20 Days in Toy Banana Flashing
Still faces trial for squeezing melons at fruit stand

From ABC News:
Man Arrested for Wearing Grinch Mask
Tells arresting officer: "You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel."

From ABC News:
Bush pledges $50 million in aid for Palestinians
Will allow them to spend more on bullets and car bombs

From ABC News:
Study: Cigarette Smoke May Harm Fertility
Nature's way of preventing stupid people from reproducing

From ABC News:
Senate Defeats Minimum Wage Increase
Dog food makers keep large client base

From CNN:
New gaseous planet found in Milky Way
No immediate plans to colonize planet, christened Flatulence VII

From CNN:
Police union urges fair boycott (KGTV)
Unfair boycotts still more fun

From CNN:
Live Aid hoping for Spice Girls return
Last hope after William Huang turned down benefit concert

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    If only I were this creative - From ABC News: Ex-Dentist Gets Probation in Semen Case Victims say experience leaves bad taste in their mouth From CNN: Police union urges fair boycott (KGTV) Unfair boycotts still more fun...

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