Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Headline News: 5/31/2005

From ABC News:
Russia to Pull Troops From Georgia by 2008
Waycross residents delighted by news

From ABC News:
Path Cleared for Rehnquist's Retirement
Has broken off affairs with Ginsburg, O'Connor, Souter

From CNN:
Viagra-vision link probed
Big surprise: Men get hard-ons and go blind

From CNN:
Doctors call for kitchen knife ban
GOP warns: Not what our forefathers intended

From CNNmoney:
France slaps Europe
Europe responds: "France hits like a girl"

From KMGH:
Basketball game ends in gunfire
Gives whole new meaning to 3-point shot

From MSNBC:
Police use stun gun to get suspect off crane
A bullet would have done the job, saved 56 hours, given two days pay to construction crew, and saved the State of Florida cost of a murder trial

From New York Times:
Woman Makes History at Indy 500 Without Checkered Flag
Feminists everywhere excited about woman losing race

From ABC News:
Andromeda galaxy larger than thought-astronomers
Congress opens NASA-sterioid hearings

From Washington Post:
Washington Post Confirms Felt Is 'Deep Throat'
Sorry, I just wanted to use 'Felt' and 'Deep Throat' in a headline and not get in trouble

6 comments:

  1. "A bullet would have done the job, saved 56 hours, given two days pay to construction crew, and saved the State of Florida cost of a murder trial" - well said! /TJ

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  2. Tuesday

    The Skwib: A sarcastic cyborg debriefs Full of Crap: Let's ask the cats about CNN's 25th Anniversary Terriorists: Of Dog Tongues, Pepto-Bismol®, and Bronx Cheers The Therapist: Bed-Ridden Zarqawi Vows To Continue Serving Bed-Ridden Bin-Laden Basil's ...

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  3. TJ:
    Thanks.

    William Teach:
    Gee, thanks. I was wondering what I was going to write about Thursday. Now I can blame one of my lame posts on someone else.

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  4. Basil's Headline News: 5/31/2005

    They report, he derides!....

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  5. Adding Insult to Injury

    I'm just not having a good week.

    I've been in Hell since a week ago Saturday.

    I've wasted hours on the phone.

    My private life has been exposed for all the world to see.

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