From ABC News:
Russia to Pull Troops From Georgia by 2008
Waycross residents delighted by news
From ABC News:
Path Cleared for Rehnquist's Retirement
Has broken off affairs with Ginsburg, O'Connor, Souter
From CNN:
Viagra-vision link probed
Big surprise: Men get hard-ons and go blind
From CNN:
Doctors call for kitchen knife ban
GOP warns: Not what our forefathers intended
From CNNmoney:
France slaps Europe
Europe responds: "France hits like a girl"
From KMGH:
Basketball game ends in gunfire
Gives whole new meaning to 3-point shot
From MSNBC:
Police use stun gun to get suspect off crane
A bullet would have done the job, saved 56 hours, given two days pay to construction crew, and saved the State of Florida cost of a murder trial
From New York Times:
Woman Makes History at Indy 500 Without Checkered Flag
Feminists everywhere excited about woman losing race
From ABC News:
Andromeda galaxy larger than thought-astronomers
Congress opens NASA-sterioid hearings
From Washington Post:
Washington Post Confirms Felt Is 'Deep Throat'
Sorry, I just wanted to use 'Felt' and 'Deep Throat' in a headline and not get in trouble
"A bullet would have done the job, saved 56 hours, given two days pay to construction crew, and saved the State of Florida cost of a murder trial" - well said! /TJ
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Gee, thanks. I was wondering what I was going to write about Thursday. Now I can blame one of my lame posts on someone else.
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