From ABC News:
Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano a Big Polluter
Bush blamed
From ABC News:
Man Who Used Vaccum Part As Gun Sentenced
Attorney: Ruling sucks
From ABC News:
Hong Kong's Bun-Snatching Contest Revived
Chinese come out of the closet
From ABC News:
Md. Inmate Dies After Fight With Guards
Not expected to try that again
From ABC News:
Mexico's Fox Defends Comment on Blacks
Sen. Byrd unsure whether to support Coloreds or Greasers in dispute
From ABC News:
Iran sanctions no sure bet in UN Security Council
Shocking news, considering the strong stand taken against Iraq
From CNN:
Newsweek retracts Quran story
Bush blamed
From CNN:
Viagra-fueled horses seized by police
Kept tripping over themselves
From BBC:
Japan names day after Hirohito
"Got Our Asses Nuked" Day will be August 6
Mexico's Fox Defends Comment on Blacks
ReplyDeleteSen. Byrd unsure whether to support Coloreds or Greasers in dispute
Brilliant! The whole shtick was great, but this one is pants peeing funny!
I swear, Basil. You're so un-Orthodox not even a Reconstructionist would touch ya with a 10 foot menorah!
Thanks.
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ReplyDeleteBasil does news headline commentary very well. Always good for a laugh.
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From ABC News:
Md. Inmate Dies After Fight With Guards
Not expected to try that again
From BBC:
Japan names day after Hirohito
"Got Our Asses Nuked" Day ...
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