Monday, May 16, 2005

Headline News: 5/16/2005

From ABC News:
Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano a Big Polluter
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
Man Who Used Vaccum Part As Gun Sentenced
Attorney: Ruling sucks

From ABC News:
Hong Kong's Bun-Snatching Contest Revived
Chinese come out of the closet

From ABC News:
Md. Inmate Dies After Fight With Guards
Not expected to try that again

From ABC News:
Mexico's Fox Defends Comment on Blacks
Sen. Byrd unsure whether to support Coloreds or Greasers in dispute

From ABC News:
Iran sanctions no sure bet in UN Security Council
Shocking news, considering the strong stand taken against Iraq

From CNN:
Newsweek retracts Quran story
Bush blamed

From CNN:
Viagra-fueled horses seized by police
Kept tripping over themselves

From BBC:
Japan names day after Hirohito
"Got Our Asses Nuked" Day will be August 6

5 comments:

  1. Mexico's Fox Defends Comment on Blacks
    Sen. Byrd unsure whether to support Coloreds or Greasers in dispute

    Brilliant! The whole shtick was great, but this one is pants peeing funny!

    I swear, Basil. You're so un-Orthodox not even a Reconstructionist would touch ya with a 10 foot menorah!

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  2. Headlines for Monday 5/16/2005

    Check out the other members of the Impossible Headlines Mission Force. basil, moehawk and Moe. And remember should any member of your headline force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

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  3. News Headlines

    Basil does news headline commentary very well. Always good for a laugh.

    For example:

    From ABC News:
    Md. Inmate Dies After Fight With Guards
    Not expected to try that again

    From BBC:
    Japan names day after Hirohito
    "Got Our Asses Nuked" Day ...

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  4. MoeBetta Headlines 05/16/05

    MoeBetta Headlines 05/16/05

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