From ABC News:
Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis
Attorney: "All that fuss over such a small thing"
From ABC News:
Women to Deliver Food in Snug T-Shirts
Will wear orange shorts and be knows as "Hooters Waitresses"
From ABC News:
Mime Artist Claims to Know 'Piano Man'
Either that, or he's stuck in an invisible box, not sure which
From ABC News:
Mother: Wendy's Finger Used to Settle Debt
Creditors had demanded an arm and a leg, but she negotiated down
From ABC News:
Courtroom Family Matters
Steve Urkel takes the stand
From ABC News:
U.S. Gives Anchorage $1.5M for Bus Stop
More than double amount paid for "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
From ABC News:
Saudi Academy Disputes Radical Reputation
Will cut the heads off anyone who spreads such vicious lies
From ABC News:
Muslim Reaction: Apology Is Too Little, Too Late
Bush blamed
From ABC News:
Dems Say Bolton Sought to Punish Dissenter
Just like they are doing with him
From ABC News:
Senate Defeats Minimum Wage Increase
Spokesman: "Who says a bunch of millionaires can't look out for the little man?"
From ABC News:
'The Riddler' Frank Gorshin Dies at 72
Riddle me this: "Who sheds tears over someone he never met?"
Answer: Me. We'll miss you, Frank Gorshin.
Wednesday
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"cut the heads off..." very funny!
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