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Promises to refrigerate the mayonnaise this time
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Pet Food Recall Expanded to Include Dry Biscuits
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Girl Had Suspected 'Boyfriend' Was Woman
Thought penis was 'awfully small'
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Man Shot by Pistol Thrown in the Trash
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Ex-Wife Wins Alimony Despite Sex Change
Now able to screw ex-husband one more way
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Paula Abdul will not host
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Halle Berry is set to go bald for new movie
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[...] 5. Basil linked me. Woo-hoo! He’s a good man who knew Hinesville when Hinesville wasn’t coo-ool. His take-offs on headlines should be must reading every night. [...]
ReplyDeleteHeh - I love these! Especially the 'Ex-wife wins alimony' thing ;-)
ReplyDelete[...] in The Sacred Beetle, scientists make particularly lousy kings and philosophers. Of course, as Basil points out, politicians are no better or less venal than bad scientists. Maybe it’s that whole original [...]
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