Climage change kills ... useless careers.
Skier falls after 5 seconds? Even a French skier wouldn't do that! What? Oh.
Been away from them Internets. Has the left blamed Bush for the guy crashing his plane in Austin? They have? Well, I'm not surprised that they're ignoring the fact that Andrew Joseph Stack is a left-wing nutcase.
You don't have to be crazy to think every crazy person is a right-winger, but it helps.
Muzz Lightyear. Heh.
Blackfive: What's really behind the Pakistani crackdown on the Taliban.
My question has been, if the Pakistanis are keeping the captured Taliban leaders, and getting intel, doesn't that mean their way works and Obama's doesn't?
Saw this headline: "Ancient Beetles Will Date Mesolithic Shorelines." Turns out that Ringo's still married, but Paul is single again.
Speaking of the Beatles...
Cloning Neanderthals? Don't do it. They'd just want health care.
NBC: No Blacks Channel?
Las Vegas mayor to Obama: Piss off (in so many words).
Wife saw Alan Simpson on Fox a little while ago. Her question: Isn't that Walter?
Voted for change...
Elton John: Jeebus wuz teh ghey. Remember when Elton sang songs & otherwise kept his mouth shut? Those were the days.
Ace Ventura loves Young Obi-Wan.
The Iraq War will be renamed "New Dawn." As in "New Dawn takes grease out of your way?"
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed, unless a really bad storm hits”
One term for Obama? That's still one term too many.
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