From BBC:
US denies plotting to kill Chavez
Bush: "But if, by some chance, an accident should befall him..."
From BBC:
UK reveals anti-terror plan
Based upon successful efforts against the IRA
From BBC:
SA seeks new trial for 'Dr Death'
Wrestler not aware of legal problems
From BBC:
Winn-Dixie files for bankruptcy
Dog is flat broke
From BBC:
Joanne hunt called off for night
Was located just past dusk
From CNN:
Queen not attending Prince Charles' wedding
Bush blamed
From CNN:
Paris Hilton's address book posted online
Latest setback to virginal heiress known for her shyness
From CNN:
Paris air strike ends after four days
Hilton heiress vows to resume attacks if cell phone not returned
From CNN:
Chris Rock explains comments ... sort of
@%#*! $@#& know that #%@% watch the $@!& awards shows!
From CNN:
Hungry field mice knock out phone network
"Will you feed me now? Good."
From CNN:
Bush: 'Ridiculous' to assume U.S. plans Iran attack
Adds: "But sometimes these things happen"
From CNN:
Former Georgia governor dies at 86
Waycross residents thought he died years ago
From CNN:
Sub named after President Carter
Burger named after Reagan
From ABC News:
Alaska Woman Charged in Genital Amputation
Man charged with dating crazy woman
From ABC News:
George Washington Gets a Makeover
"Queer Eye for the Dead Guy" debuts on Bravo
From ABC News:
'The Simpsons' Dives Into Gay Controversy
When asked why she likes girls, Patty responds she's just drawn that way
From ABC News:
Paris Hilton Exposed on Web After Phone Hacked
If memory serves, she was exposed well before her cell phone was hacked
From ABC News:
Alpine Iceman Reveals Stone Age Secrets
Unable to withstand CTU questioning
Typoes (except that one) fixed. Thanks to an anonymous tipster for pointing them out.
shouldn't the burger be named after Clinton? :)
ReplyDeleteYes, that would have been a better joke. I'm showing my age, since my thoughts went to the Walter Mondale "Where's the beef?" comments from the 1984 election.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd have gotten away with the joke if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
and that darn dog named Scooby Doo!
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