From ABC News:
Burglar Takes Items, but Then Cleans Up
Adrian Monk turn to a life of crime
From ABC News:
U.S. Forces May Have Beaten Iraqi General
They beat his army in less than a week
From ABC News:
Denmark Fetes Andersen's 200th Birthday
Storyteller expected to miss event
From ABC News:
Kansans Debate Marriage, Gays and God Before Vote
No ones mind to be changed, debate to happen anyway
From CNN:
Neil Young treated for 'dangerous' aneurysm
He wanted a safe one
From CNN:
Blind student earns M.D.
Should have no trouble at all getting patients
From CNN:
Picking up where Genesis left off
So Joseph died, being an hundred and ten years old: and they embalmed him, and he was put in a coffin in Egypt.
From WPLG:
Man on trial after girlfriend found in trunk
Should have simply withheld food and water from her
From CNN:
Pope John Paul II dead
Bush blamed
From CNN:
Kissinger undergoes heart procedure
Colleagues surprised to find out he had one
From Hindustan Times:
Bush-chimp likening in 'bad taste'
Well, duh!
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March TPS Report
ReplyDeleteMy top referrers for March, whom I love dearly:
* BlogsForTerri - which is still going strong even after Terri Schiavo's death. Mass and family/friends reception details here.
* Michelle Malkin - see her roundup of how morbid, sullen, and mean t...
well, i guess i have to do some new headlines now.
ReplyDeletethanks for the plug, basil!
ummm, hey there, blog-dad...
ReplyDeletehow does this trackback thingie work?
hmmm. guess that was a "covered dish"...
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victory is mine!
ReplyDeleteshould have read the instructions first.....
aw crap...victory shall wait for another day...
ReplyDeletei'm tired.