Sunday, July 24, 2005

Headline News: 7/24/2005

From ABC News:
Rock Stars Harness Wind Power for Greener Concerts
Promoter: It helps if the rock act really blows

From ABC News:
Kimberly-Clark Plans About 6,000 Job Cuts
Losing money, Kotex maker hopes to stop the bleeding

From ABC News:
Longhorn is Now Windows Vista
Outback is now Red Hat Linux

From ABC News:
Linksys Buys Kiss Technologies
Gene Simmons sells out

From ABC News:
McDonald's Plans to Stay at Ohio Hospital
Mayor McCheese in for bypass operation

From ABC News:
Aging Laboratory Unlikely to Be Replaced
Dr. Frankenstein to continue research at family castle

From ABC News:
Tom Sizemore Ordered to Remain in Rehab
Suffering plastic penis withdrawal

From CNN:
Expert questions existence of rare bird
Bird rarer than previously thought

From CNN:
Bush creates high-level anti-piracy post
Pirates to be tied to post, whipped

From CNN:
BRAC votes against closing Pearl Harbor
Space Ghost, Moltar support decision

2 comments:

  1. No, Bush's plan calls for better keelhauling, arrgh!

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  2. I probably should have consulted William Teach on that one. But he'd have tried to work a Pirate Thong into it somehow. And would have!

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