Headline News: 4/1/2005

From ABC News:
Catholics Pray as Pope Slides Towards Death
George Felos sues to have prayers withheld

From ABC News:
Status-Conscious Monkeys Shed Light on Celeb Obsession
California explained

From ABC News:
Streisand to Release New Album, Gibb to Pen Songs
U.S. Military Gets New Torture Device

From ABC News:
Marley Interview Requested 24 Years After His Death
Singer not expected to reveal much

From WCVB:
Alleged school bus beating probed
School bus in satisfactory condition

From WPLG:
Lifeguards feel burned by state
State insists: "It's the sun!"

From CNN:
Kennedy: Mom's fall a 'wake-up call'
Senator too cheap to buy alarm clock

From CNN/Sports Illustrated:
Exotic Swimsuit Gallery: Molly Sims
I don't have a joke; I just wanted to see the pictures