Monday, December 12, 2005

Headlines News 12-12-2005

From Reuters:
'Daily Show' halts production following suicide
Will continue making fun of 2,000 dead soldiers on Tuesday

From MSNBC:
Scientists create mice with human brain cells
Sequel to Steinbeck's novel planned

From CNN/SI:
NY teams file plans for new billion dollar home
Big Apple's homeless take comfort in knowing Jets, Giants have a new home

From WISN:
Police: Woman bites off officer's fingertip
Wendy's worker arrested

From CNN:
Wikipedia author: False entry was joke
Unlike CBS fake memo story

From CNN:
Web site focuses on happy news
Averages 3 hits per day

From CNN:
Report: California not ready for tsunami
Colorado to offer suggestions

From CNN:
Face transplant woman speaks out
Tells reporters: "Urrrrgghhh. Urrrggghhh. Urrgh urrgghh urghhh."

From CNN:
College students get pig's-eye view of history
Michael Moore's new documentary debuts

6 comments:

  1. Hilarious stuff basil. "Urrrrgghhh. Urrrggghhh. Urrgh urrgghh urghhh." is just so wrong but so funny.

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  2. Silly Search Strings

    dane bramage + michael harrison: What?! I know who Dane Bramage is. But who is Michael Harrison! Probably the guy trying to rip off our headline humor idea which Dane and I ripped off from Basil.

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  3. Scientists create mice with human brain cells:

    One expresses desire to take over world, the other just says 'Narf!'

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  4. Bob:
    Say, that's a lot better than what I had!

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  5. Pinky and the Brain, all right!

    Here's a somewhat relevant satire:

    http://madminsatires.blogspot.com/2005/12/human-brain-cells-successfully-grown.html

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  6. Happy News?

    Found THIS POST over at Basil's. And if you scroll through it, you will find a headline on a web site focusing on Happy News. Want to read some news on "U.S. troops rescuing two cheetah cubs in Ethiopia and...

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