Headline News: 5/6/2005

From ABC News:
Student Organizes Time Traveler Conference
To be held last week

From ABC News:
Bush: Americans Ready to Invest S.S. Funds
Americans still unsure about Gestapo funds

From ABC News:
Chicago Mayor Embarrassed Over Corruption
Daley: Corruption "not what it used to be"; Laments "back in Dad's day ... now that was corruption"

From CNN:
Evolution on trial in Kansas
Neanderthals not expected to testify

From CNN:
O'Brien: 'I was out of control'
Conan's life back on track

From CNN:
Source: Culkin to testify for Jackson
Will swear Jackson never once pulled out "Little Mickey." Also Jackson never, ever groped him, softly at first, then faster ... and faster, holding him closer and closer, kissing him gently on the neck, then the cheek, then on the mouth as the world exploded in ecstasy... Nope. Never once.

From CNN:
Wife: Injured firefighter not as lucid
Adds: "It's almost like he's been in a coma for ten years or something."

From CNN:
California to ban hunting over Internet
New laws expected to be as effective as child pornography laws

From CNN:
Panel chairman: Base closings like 'tsunamis'
Main difference is no has-been rockers or no-talent actors willing to raise money for displaced families

From ABC News:
Brazil spurns U.S. AIDS cash over prostitution issue
Terms of U.S. offer violates Brazil's "No Whore Left Behind" initiative