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The mustard...looked at him...funny?
ReplyDeleteHeh.
Did you know that yogurt has feelings? Actually, it doesn't, but I couldn't eat it for a year after someone told me that.
Shhhh. Our seekrit, basil.
Heh. Thanks. And I'll keep it under my hat.
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ReplyDeleteCompany Says Clerk Urinated Into Soda. And they've just suspended him? Gack! H/Tbasil's blog
Your comments are priceless. That last one was the kicker.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I appreciate that.
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