Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Headline News 2005-09-20

From Reuters:
Rita strengthens and moves into US Gulf
Rudner is rested, ready to perform comedy routine on cruise ship

From Reuters:
Senate Democratic leader opposes Roberts
Reid scheduled to argue with a tree this weekend

From Reuters:
New York skyscrapers dim lights to save birds
Employees working in dark, tripping over furniture

From Reuters:
U.S. gasoline price falls record 16.9 cents-Govt
Now only $2/gallon higher than it should be

From Reuters:
Lions kill 20 peasants in Ethiopia
Kiwanis injure dozens

From Reuters:
Afghans count votes as al Qaeda rejects poll "farce"
Al Qaeda to send Warren Christopher to oversee count

From ABC News:
Sugar Bowl to Be Moved From Superdome
Alternative was to rename it the 'Toilet Bowl'

From ABC News:
Topless Women Take on Nudity Law
Calls lawmakers 'boobs'

From ABC News:
Hinckley's Therapists Say He's Normal
Compared to Howard Dean, he is

From ABC News:
Peace Activist Sheehan Hurt at Rally
Strained her credibility

No flies on Chinese as Beijing toilet trains for Games
-it's a crappy job but someone has to do it *

4 comments:

  1. "Kiwanis injures dozens"

    BWAHAHA!!

    "Strained her credibility"

    ROTFL!!

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  2. Blech

    Today's dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny ... It's a TJ-is-sick + Kerry-180 Tuesday

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  3. Headline News: 9/20/05

    I about spewed coffee on my laptop reading Basil's Blog's Headlines, and so, seeing as how I am pretty much unable to come up with an original idea on my own, I thought I'd take a stab at my own rundown of headlines:

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