From ABC News:
School Athlete Has Bear for a Playmate
And a moose for a Penthouse Pet
From ABC News:
US oks emergency oil loan for Total
Loan for Rice Krispies still pending
From ABC News:
Kerry, Edwards Blast Bush Over Katrina
Claim they had a plan to stop hurricanes in the Atlantic
From CNN:
Schools turn attention to the Constitution
Eager to study document before judge outlaws it
From CNN:
Britney gives birth to baby boy
Just the latest male to spend time inside her
From CNN:
Aquarium dolphin rescue begins
Aquaman finally useful
From WDIV:
Man charged after urinating on woman
And boy, is she pissed!
From CNN:
Iran gathers allies in nuclear row
Uncertain how many countries will sign the 'Want To Get Caught In The Fallout' Treaty
From Reuters:
No Rice at U.N. dinner on women's rights
But lots of Kool-Aid
From The Courier-Mail:
Bush thanks OPEC for extra oil
Wants to know where to deliver the blood
Monday
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"Britney gives birth to baby boy...Just the latest male to spend time inside her"
ReplyDeleteAlright, basil. That's the LAST time I drink diet coke and visit YOUR blog.
Heh. Ow.