But it ain't his idea. Just like the Headline News. He stole that from Frank J. over at IMAO. But Basil hasn't had an original thought in his life.
Next, and most importanly, he hasn't asked any of my favorite bloggers to be interviewed.
Well, I got me some questions for my favorite bloggers:
Beulah Mae:
- What did you study at Auburn?
- Where were you when they caught that building on fire during the Georgia game a couple of years ago?
- Who needs a makeover more: Amber Frey? Or Hillary Clinton?
Sadie Lou:
- Which would you rather be: A Juggie from the Man Show? Senator from Lousiana?
- Cuffs or Velvet Rope?
Feisty Republican Whore:
- California or New York?
- What's the best thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Preston Taylor Holmes:
- So, like, do you have a first name? Or just last names?
- Wal-Mart or Dollar General? And why?
Now, I'm sure you'd have a question or two for some of your favorites. Why don't you pick one and go ask them something:
HEY COUSIN RED! I WUNNA BE A JUGGIE FROM THE MAN SHOW...WHOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE.
ReplyDeleteON THAT OTHER QUESSHUN - DO I HAVE TO PICK JUST ONE? HOWS ABOUT CUFFS MADE OF VELVET ROPE????
I reckon I could answer some of them thar questions, thank ya kindly.
ReplyDeleteFeisty here hitting ya back hard in the arse with your answers, Cousin Red.
ReplyDeleteCali or the NYC: I'd prolly go Cali so I could, ahem, make good use of the beach. Throw down a towel, light a bonfire, crack open a beer, and make sweet sweet whoopie under the moonlight.
What's the best thing I've ever put in my mouth? Are you really trying to bait me?
The best thing I've ever put in my mouth is my gigantic metal tongue-ring, although getting that sucker stabbed through my tongue wasn't fun at the time. The tongue-ring raises my price on the streets a couple ten bucks, shall we say. It also makes certain activities more interesting. ROWR.