Monday, September 26, 2005

Headline News: 9/26/2005

From ABC News:
Patriots-Steelers Couple to Marry in Nov.
First openly gay couple in professional football since the 1969 New York Jets

From ABC News:
Sheehan Arrested During Anti-War Protest
Charged with impersonating a mother

From ABC News:
Miracle Puppy Swallows Knife and Survives
Owner claims: "That's one sharp dog!"

From ABC News:
Lessons from the Dust Bowl for Hurricane Survivors
Lesson: "Beware of having your image used by publicity-seeking photographers and becoming a cliche for movies based on emotion and not fact"

From ABC News:
Second Reuters cameraman in Iraq held without charge
Pentagon: "We're always happy to do this for free"

From ABC News:
New Polish Government to Make Demands
Wants jokes to stop now

From ABC News:
Colombian Town Gets Much-Needed Medicine
Only town in Columbia without easy access to drugs

From ABC News:
US to provide atomic fuel to stop weapons spread
Forest Service will put out fires with gasoline effective 2006

From ABC News:
Some Patients See Short Cut to a New Heart
Cut just to left of sternum

From ABC News:
Estrogen Not Effective After Menopause
Most men want to know what's effective during menopause

8 comments:

  1. Shehan is a lot more photogenic laughing than she is with that phoney look of victimhood.

    I see a playboy interview coming up.

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  2. Hey, I hope she gets a centerfold.

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  3. *Shudder* That's a horrid thought.

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  4. Monday

    The Right Place: Angry Protesters Demand "U.S. Out of U.S. Now!" Basil's Blog: Headline News Scrappleface: Cindy Sheehan Arrested, Forced to Live Indoors Nickie Goomba: Nickie Goomba Banned in China...

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  5. Yeah, I went for comedy and just ended up creeping out everyone ... including myself.

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  6. Silly Comments Ripped from Today's Headlines

    NEW YORK (Reuters)
    Horatio Nelson's Undershirt Set for Auction
    Sotheby assures feminists it's not a wife-beater

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  7. Oops, Sorry Basil, I trackbacked twice. You can delete the second ping. Thanks for the fun concept of headlines, I tried my hand at a few. What do you think? :-)
    lgp

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  8. Sheehan is arrested during war protest

    WASHINGTON Cindy Sheehan, a California woman and leader of an anti-war movement after her so

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