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Patriots-Steelers Couple to Marry in Nov.
First openly gay couple in professional football since the 1969 New York Jets
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Sheehan Arrested During Anti-War Protest
Charged with impersonating a mother
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Miracle Puppy Swallows Knife and Survives
Owner claims: "That's one sharp dog!"
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Lessons from the Dust Bowl for Hurricane Survivors
Lesson: "Beware of having your image used by publicity-seeking photographers and becoming a cliche for movies based on emotion and not fact"
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Second Reuters cameraman in Iraq held without charge
Pentagon: "We're always happy to do this for free"
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New Polish Government to Make Demands
Wants jokes to stop now
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Colombian Town Gets Much-Needed Medicine
Only town in Columbia without easy access to drugs
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US to provide atomic fuel to stop weapons spread
Forest Service will put out fires with gasoline effective 2006
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Some Patients See Short Cut to a New Heart
Cut just to left of sternum
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Estrogen Not Effective After Menopause
Most men want to know what's effective during menopause
Shehan is a lot more photogenic laughing than she is with that phoney look of victimhood.
ReplyDeleteI see a playboy interview coming up.
Hey, I hope she gets a centerfold.
ReplyDelete*Shudder* That's a horrid thought.
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ReplyDeleteThe Right Place: Angry Protesters Demand "U.S. Out of U.S. Now!" Basil's Blog: Headline News Scrappleface: Cindy Sheehan Arrested, Forced to Live Indoors Nickie Goomba: Nickie Goomba Banned in China...
Yeah, I went for comedy and just ended up creeping out everyone ... including myself.
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Horatio Nelson's Undershirt Set for Auction
Sotheby assures feminists it's not a wife-beater
Oops, Sorry Basil, I trackbacked twice. You can delete the second ping. Thanks for the fun concept of headlines, I tried my hand at a few. What do you think? :-)
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Sheehan is arrested during war protest
ReplyDeleteWASHINGTON Cindy Sheehan, a California woman and leader of an anti-war movement after her so