Monday, September 4, 2006

Headline News 2006-09-04

From ABC News:
Biden Fires Back at Republicans on Iraq
Easier than fighting terrorists

From ABC News:
Black Holes: The Deadliest Force in the Universe
Democrats demand Bush pull out of universe

From ABC News:
Rescuers to Carry Oxygen Masks for Pets
Spokesman for goldfish not impressed

From ABC News:
Fox Journalist Says He's 'Sympathetic' to Captors
Network to change slogan to "Farily Unbalanced"

From ABC News:
Musicians Wanted for 'New' New Orleans
To join Fry, Bender in band

From ABC News:
Reuters cameraman dies in Cuba after road accident
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
9/11 Spawned Tech-Security Market
Peter Norton surprised by news

From ABC News:
Malaysian astronaut to throw tea party in space
March Hare, Dormouse invited

From ABC News:
Health Experts Warn of Obesity Pandemic
Virus said to spread at McDonald's, Burger King

From ABC News:
A Primer on Paganism
Preview of Democrats' '08 platform available


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