Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Problems In Bed

That woman I been stain staying with and me done got us some problems.

No, I don't need none fo of them Bob Dole pills or nothing. There's plenty of power in the old love muscle. So that ain't the problme.

But there are problems in bed. Of sorts.

And her sexy drive ain't the problem neighter. She's ready go to go about any time.

The tprobmlem seems to be that she thinks my toenails are too long.

Well, she's just got ot deal with me having long things rubbing up against her in bed, if you know what I mean.

Still, she's got some scrapes on her legs that she says she's getting form my toenails.

Since I work outside a lots, and barefoots on some times, I guess they do get sorta hard and uncormfortable at times. So I might need to cut my toenails.

What do you think?

Cousin Red's feet

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