Click on the image to read from an actual screenshot from one of my email accounts. Yes, I did edit it by trimming off the top and bottom of the page. And by blurring the actual emails listed. But the sponsored link at the top is real.
It says: "If you don't tell your children why you're a Democrat, then who will?"
Interesting question.
I'm looking for an answer to that question.
Or ... How would you tell your children why you're a Democrat?
Or ... How would you tell your children why someone else is a Democrat?
Let the fun begin!
Oh I see, you were on my mother's computer!
ReplyDeleteMust have been on my in-laws computer. Another reason I don't post politics. ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou tempt me, basil, but I'm keeping my Republican mouth shut this time!
ReplyDeleteThat e-mail doesn't have anything to do with this book, does it? If it does, I can say it fits my ex-wife to a T!
ReplyDeleteWhy Daddy is a Republican: Two numbers
ReplyDeleteOh, for any Democrats reading this, the numbers are 9 and 11. It really happened. Explosibves would have taken weeks to install and would have been noticed by one of the 50,000 or so people who filed through the two buildings
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the book shows Democrats as squirrels. (Biting Tongue To Keep From Laughing)
ReplyDeleteFirst, WHY would anyone tell their children that they were democrat? There has to be some sort of child abuse laws against that.
ReplyDeleteSecond... I'm still in shock over the lack of numbers beside your spam link. Mine is well into the thousands.
Lilo: Oh, I delete the spam on a regular basis. I get hundreds of spam per day. Per email account.
ReplyDeleteChild: Daddy, why are you a democrat?
ReplyDeleteFather: Shut yer mouth, boy! Children only speak when spoken to!
Some Things Hurt...
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I’m not talking about my widdle feewings.
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so, i have found this question page via random yak... and all i can say that here far away from you almost everyone claim to be democrat, no one is ashamed of that. it seems like some kind of entrance ticket to good society...
ReplyDeleteoh, well i see, you have meant Democrat, those capitalized words, ouch...
(keeping the post intentionally almost fully lower-cased)
Did anyone notice in one of those pictures, the alphabet blocs are arranged to spell the word "RAT"? I kid you not!
ReplyDelete"Why Mommy is a Democrat?" Statistically, Mommy is most likely a Democrat because she has no husband and her son or daughter has no father in the home, and the Democrats promise (a) not to make any value judgments about her value judgments and (b) to provide government services to replace the need for a two-parent family, complete with indoctrination into alternative-family-values. Married women living with their husbands and children are overwhelmingly Republican.
ReplyDeleteThe eight year old kid across the street told us the story of his school teacher who asked all the kids what their dads did for a living. He didn't want to say anything, and after all the kids were called on, he was the only one left. She asked, "..and Michael, what does your Dad do for a living?" The kid explained, "Well, my Dad is a cross-dresser and dances at a gay club downtown on the weekend. Sometimes he goes home with the customers and has sex for money." Terrified, his teacher asked him to stay after class for a minute, and when the bell rang, he did. When everyone was gone she asked him if his Dad really did that for a living. Michael said, "Nawww, He works for the DNC but I was just too embarrassed to say that in front of all the other kids."
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